JACK-O-LANTERN

Yo my peeps! JD here, sorry I haven posted in a while but I have been busy noshing and snoozing (like you do anything more productive). As you can see this is the first of many holidays that my parents torture me by dressing me up in some ridiculous outfit. Is it too much to ask for a tee shirt and a comfy pair of designer jeans. As you can see by my face, I put up the best fight that I could, but hey I am less than 3 months old and have limited motor control.

Anyway, in the vein of halloween and the TRICK-OR-TREAT spirit, I have a little trick planned for my parents tonight. Yup, revenge is not best served cold, rather 4:00 AM works just fine. So, my plan will start in the wee hours of the morning when my parents are so tired that they can barely stand. This is when I hit them with my first strike, I will start screaming and crying at the top of my lungs. Now, this is good revenge in itself, but the crying and screaming is just to set the stage for my second wave of attack. Yup, you guessed it, when one of my parents goes to change me (barely awake) I plan on giving them an early morning wake up shower. They are so out of their league, but I will have fun messing with them for years to come.

Happy Halloween! - JDP